Sunday, December 13, 2009

How Nice is Naughty?

On the 12th Day of Christmas
my True Love Gave to Me.....






So I sit here stumped. How do I write an X rated post on a G rated sweet blog?


But it is 12 Days Until Christmas TODAY
and I have some secrets to share!

Mistletoe Alert...
(image courtesy of bing.com)

I mentioned here that it is important to focus on our spouse during the holidays too (not just the kids!). A family is a foundation with vital parts: the husband, the wife, and the kids.

Little Wives...please don't forget the husbands! Your title is not just "Mom" after you have snuggly babies. You're a lover, a friend, a supporter, and constant companion to the man of your home.

Pushing away a kiss and Playing hard to get
started years ago with me...

but I love this boy to pieces!!

Chris and I as teenagers together



A few years ago, back when I was
one sexy little Santa
with curves in better places
I did a SEXY SANTA 12 Days of Christmas for Chris.

Santa Skirt found at Victoriassecret.com

I know it's important to still look good for our guys,
so please, pretty please, someone send a lifeline to save my shape...
because the only shape I'm wearing now is round
which means the only holiday thing I could dress up as this year
is a Christmas ornament ball...
but anyways...


Here's the Down Low:

~Write 12 witty, sexy, and mysterious notes to hide under his pillow each night until Christmas Eve. Sex has more appeal when coupled with anticipation and mystery. So these 12 nights leading up to the end of the countdown really heighten the experience with your teammate.

Pillow Notes...
Image courtesy of realsimple.com

I'm not going to tell you what to write. Some secrets are better left as secrets.
But be a little vague...keep the mystery.

Image courtesy of google image search


~Along with the notes, add a little gift each night to be saved for use on the 12th day. The notes can correspond with the notes. Again, just use your imagination for these gifts. Obvious gifts are lingerie that will be worn on the 12th night. Trust me, there are definitely 12 gifts you can think of to be used for the 12th. Each pillow surprise will create more suspense and fun. For example, on the first night I simply left a Santa hat....


Valentino heels courtesy of google image search





Philosophy gift set from Philosophy.com



~On the last night, wear some of the gifts you gave him during the countdown. Please don't forget your Santa hat to pull over some clean smooth hair and a candy cane between your sweet girlie lips.

~Make the atmosphere fun. This night, Christmas lights ONLY allowed in your room. You're the surprise tonight instead of a pillow note. So work it woman, do a mini strip tease, PERFORM. Just do it.



This is such a fun holiday memory for me! Different than most my memories of hot chocolate and Christmas coloring books with the kids around the fire
...but different is Good.


Christmas Day 2000,
our First Christmas Together

This post is linked to:
DIY Day
Today's Creative Blog
Works for Me Wednesday
Show and Tell
Tidy Mom
DIY Showoff

Don't forget to check out this post I have here on making the holidays easier and {almost} stress free!

31 comments:

P@nmyfreetime.blogspot.com said...

I love this idea!

The Quintessential Magpie said...

Even old married dogs can learn new tricks, Lisa! This old dog says hanks for this. LOL!

XO,

Sheila :-)

The Quintessential Magpie said...

Make that "THANKS" for this. Typo Queen rides again... ;-)

Rebecca said...

I love this post!!!

Becca said...

Now that I'm prego and feeling HUGE, this was a great post for me to read. I like the originality and perhaps I'll give it a try. Thanks!

Kasey said...

fun idea! and thanks from my husband in advance!

Clau! said...

This sounds so fun, my husband is going to love it ;)

Saludos,
Clau!

Judy@cutest-little-things said...

You know how much we think alike - I was thinking of doing something along these lines for my husband! You have some incredible suggestions that I think would make it even more fun! It's important to remember our spouses and not just that we're moms!

Love this post!

Valencia said...

What a GREAT idea!!! I'll get started.

Ruby Red Slippers said...

This is a really good idea...I appreciate this reminder because sometimes I do forget...Thank you, and I am taking this to heart...

The Harris Family said...

You are too cute! What a great idea and thanks for sharing.
-Crystal

Nancy said...

You are so pretty! I love those pictures of the two of you! Chris is lucky to have such a creative wife!

Clueless_Mama said...

Oh my goodness, you look like a baby in that picture. You are so pretty and have the BEST hair! Thank you so much for this post. My hubby and I have 2 babies in bed with us, so the fire has been out for a bit now. It would be great to try and spice things up for the holidays. Any tips on what to do with the babies though? HELP!!

b. said...

cute post. great ideas!

Jenny said...

Love it. I hope it won't give my husband a heart attack, though.

Mandi and Rob said...

Such a cute idea! Robert will want me to be getting ideas from you all the time :)

Gina said...

Great ideas! We did a similar thing last year and it was pretty fun...thanks for the reminders...now I've got some shopping to do! ;)

Jen @ Just for Rachel said...

I just found your blog through Today's Creative Blog...and I must say the title is what caught my attention. I love that you posted this! What a great idea! I am a little late for Christmas, but our second anniversary is next month on the 12th (perfect!). Thanks!

Jenny @ Words on Wendhurst said...

Super cute ideas. We make keeping the romance alive a huge priority in our relationship. Thanks for the tip!

Lisa @ Simplified Saving said...

My husband will be thrilled! Thanks for the great idea!

Michelle said...

OH NO! I need more help. PLEASE. I can see that you have a G rated blog, but maybe you can email some more ideas to me. I'm just not good at this type of thing.

I'm too pregnant to do it this year, but next year, this is our new tradition. OH MY husband is going to LOVE cmas EVNE MORE.

On cmas eve he and I sit down together and drink sparkling cider and make our guesses about what the near year will bring. We record these.

then we each open one personal gift. I usually get him something bedroom related...wink, wink.

But NOT this year...I was afraid he might want to use it...and i"m a whale...i'm due any time.

Carli@fearfullyandwonderfullymade said...

Really cute post! and a great idea! Love the old photos!

Carli@fearfullyandwonderfullymade said...

Really cute post! and a great idea! Love the old photos!

Carli@fearfullyandwonderfullymade said...

Really cute post! and a great idea! Love the old photos!

Jennifer Poppy said...

great reminder, girl! i loved your sugar cookie post, too. great minds DO think alike...i posted my sugar cookie blog this a.m. :)

Beverly @ The Buzz said...

Excellent post. I predict you'll be lovingly married for many many years. I'm sort of doing the same thing. Each night I don some of the sexy apparel stashed in my drawer. Don't have to spend a dime! But, boy, the smile it brings to my guy's face! And remember you don't have to look like a Victoria's Secret model to dress like one!

michelle@somedaycrafts said...

I am laughing right now! This is hilarious, but a great idea! My husband wouldn't know what to think if I did this. I will write notes this year. Add gifts next year! thanks for the reminder!

TidyMom said...

Oh Lisa how did I miss this post!? This is AWESOME!! I LOVE it!! - please link it up at my Christmas Traditions party!!

~TidyMom

Our Family said...

What a fantastic idea! I'm a little late, but could start tonight and still enjoy the fun!!!

The DIY Show Off said...

Love this post. A great reminder. You're so right. With most of the holiday prep falling on the wife/mom - it's so easy to get caught up in everything and forget my own Santa.

:)

Thanks for joining the party!

Merry Christmas!

Roeshel

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