How Nice is Naughty?

On the 12th Day of Christmas
my True Love Gave to Me.....

So I sit here stumped. How do I write an X rated post on a G rated sweet blog?

But it is 12 Days Until Christmas TODAY
and I have some secrets to share!

Mistletoe Alert...

(image courtesy of bing.com)

I mentioned here that it is important to focus on our spouse during the holidays too (not just the kids!). A family is a foundation with vital parts: the husband, the wife, and the kids.

Little Wives...please don't forget the husbands! Your title is not just "Mom" after you have snuggly babies. You're a lover, a friend, a supporter, and constant companion to the man of your home.

Pushing away a kiss and Playing hard to get
started years ago with me...
but I love this boy to pieces!!

Chris and I as teenagers together

A few years ago, back when I was
one sexy little Santa with curves in better places
I did a SEXY SANTA 12 Days of Christmas for Chris.

Santa Skirt found at Victoriassecret.com

I know it's important to still look good for our guys,
so please, pretty please, someone send a lifeline to save my shape...
because the only shape I'm wearing now is round
which means the only holiday thing I could dress up as this year
is a Christmas ornament ball...
but anyways...

Here's the Down Low:

~Write 12 witty, sexy, and mysterious notes to hide under his pillow each night until Christmas Eve. Sex has more appeal when coupled with anticipation and mystery. So these 12 nights leading up to the end of the countdown really heighten the experience with your teammate.

Pillow Notes...

Image courtesy of realsimple.com

I'm not going to tell you what to write. Some secrets are better left as secrets.
But be a little vague...keep the mystery.

Image courtesy of google image search

~Along with the notes, add a little gift each night to be saved for use on the 12th day. The notes can correspond with the notes. Again, just use your imagination for these gifts. Obvious gifts are lingerie that will be worn on the 12th night. Trust me, there are definitely 12 gifts you can think of to be used for the 12th. Each pillow surprise will create more suspense and fun. For example, on the first night I simply left a Santa hat....

Valentino heels courtesy of google image search

Philosophy gift set from Philosophy.com

~On the last night, wear some of the gifts you gave him during the countdown. Please don't forget your Santa hat to pull over some clean smooth hair and a candy cane between your sweet girlie lips.

~Make the atmosphere fun. This night, Christmas lights ONLY allowed in your room. You're the surprise tonight instead of a pillow note. So work it woman, do a mini strip tease, PERFORM. Just do it.

This is such a fun holiday memory for me! Different than most my memories of hot chocolate and Christmas coloring books with the kids around the fire
...but different is Good.

Christmas Day 2000,
our First Christmas Together

This post is linked to:
DIY Day
Today's Creative Blog
Works for Me Wednesday
Show and Tell
Tidy Mom
DIY Showoff

Don't forget to check out this post I have here on making the holidays easier and {almost} stress free!